4. Clinique Moisture Surge Face Spray Thirsty Skin Relief. Dehydrated skin is far from sexy. Hence why companies use words such as, dewy and soothing when describing products. Clinique’s Moisture Surge Face Spray Thirsty Skin Relief–say that three times fast–is a great solution for those of you who don’t want oils in their mist but still want the benefits of hydration. This wonder mist balances the skin while replenishing it without ruining or disrupting makeup. It’s great for all climates and will refresh all skin types; leaving the skin glowy and soft, but not greasy.
Price: $22

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