Kim Kardshian just revealed the Kardashian Khristmas Kard for this year, and it’s about as over-the-top as you’d expect it to be. It has the entire family modeling formal menswear looks, with the exception of momager and matriarch, Kris Jenner, who’s front and center in a skin-tight, spangled teal number. But it gets better.

The kard, shot by Nick Saglimbeni, also comes in a 3-D version, Kim Kardashian reveals on her blog. So you can see Kourtney Kardashian’s assets (pregnancy agrees with her) and Kim’s shiny lips, all in glorious 3-D. No word on yet on what designers they’re wearing, but Kylie and Kendall look like real live models in this shoot. They’re the K-sisters to watch. And will you look at little Mason? That nonchalance. That rakish pose. But one question: Why do they all look so miserable? It’s a pretty good time to be a Kardashian, isn’t it?

A very merry Kardashian Khristmas to one and all. Click through to see all the close-ups.

Photos: KimKardashian.celebuzz.com