Happy Friday. You're welcome. My favorite parts from this almost-better-than-cat-videos J.C. Penney "fashion flash" video: - The narration: "Scuncis of every imaginable color!" (ex-scuns me, I believe it's pronounced 'scrunchy'--or he's just name-checking these.) - Joe's two (TWO!) open denim shirts. (Is that what they call 'fifth gear'?) "Elvis couldn't have done it better," says our friend the narrator. AGREED! - The dancing! Why does no one dance like Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club anymore? Can we bring that back? Also can some designer do a dancing fashion show? Consider this a call to action.