1. By mentioning that from time to time he and Demi Moore (Rachel’s client?) work together, did Brad just reveal the whole reason Rachel is no longer speaking to him?

2. Is this driving disaster what would happen if we ever tried to leave New York and move somewhere that requires driving? That does not look fun.

3. Is Ashton playing down his fashion savvy at this Fashism promo thing? You know he’s totally into his look.

4. Did you know nutria rat fur actually is eco-friendly (at least for a fur)?

5. Is Billy Reid the most adorable designer of all time?

6. Is Florence, Alabama the best–and strangest–location for a fashion party of all time?

7. Is Megan Maguire Steele the best fashion publicist of all time for making this happen?

8. Is Jake Davis‘ “assistant” Hayley’s boyfriend? (yes)

9. Is Brad’s video shoot making you cringe a little? We at least have to give him props for doing it.

10. Was that kind of terrible of Brad to scold his assistant for posing like a swimsuit model and then pretend he was just kidding? And then call her a big slut repeatedly?