1. First things first, didn’t The Muppets come out about two months ago?
2. Isn’t this show’s lack of a German accent throwing you off?
3. What happened to Austin’s voluminous back-bow concept? And how did it transform into a side-saddle fanny pack bow on each hip?
4. Anthony, why aren’t you embarrassed at your lack of ability to install a zipper? On the all-star series of all places?
5. Who besides Joanna Coles could bring back frosted lipgloss?
6. Does anyone else think that Kenley’s style has morphed from Williamsburg trotter to Park Slope nanny? Girl’s gone soft.
7. Can we please recreate last season’s movement to ban all exposed zippers on these shows? This offense is reaching new heights of insanity.
8. Isn’t Miss Piggy’s hula-hooping standard for dresses kind of brilliant?
9. Who else picked up on her custom Louboutins? Also brilliant.
10. Shouldn’t Rami’s dress have won?