The men’s shows just wrapped and haute couture has already started. But before we start analyzing Bill Gaytten’s latest efforts for Dior couture, let’s take a look back at the amazing over-the-top-ness that happened at the fall menswear shows in Milan and Paris. I always love the menswear shows because the runway looks are much more extreme, much more Zoolander. There were coats with peacock feather tails, men wearing headbands that read ‘I Love Black Cock,’ a model in a gas mask, Minotaur-inspired bejeweled nose rings, and some serious bed head.
OK on the runway. Not OK in real life. Men, please, do not try this at home.