I decided to enter the New Yorker cartoon caption contest for the first time this week (cross your fingers for “Shut up, Kim Kardaspian”!) which got me thinking about how all fashion ads are really begging for captions. That Lanvin campaign with snakes randomly strewn about? It needed a caption! So did morning-after Balenciaga and then so did Chanel gymnastics and the list went on…

So Jo Piazza and I set aside some time today to come up with captions for some of the spring ads. We laughed a lot. We hope you do, too. Please submit your own captions in the comments!