Oh Britney. The on/off queen of
lip synching pop classed it up just about as much as any naked person could for her preggo Harper’s Bazaar cover, which at the time was halied as some sort of sartorial comeback. The sophisticated dark hair and makeup, massive jewels, saucy side-eye and lack of Demi-pose seemed like a win-win for Brit.
But just three short months later, the blonde-again, bikini-clad, maternal Mousketeer was back to her old tricks on the cover of Q, somehow managing to make us way more uncomfortable than when she was actually naked. No thank you!