Fashion News Roundup: Victoria Beckham Joins Facebook, Bar Refaeli Gets Groped at the Airport, and Heidi Klum Talks Blow Jobs in Allure

Victoria Beckham Joins Facebook: To celebrate her 38th anniversaire, Poshypoo joined Facebook, ate a (presumably) low-cal fruit platter, and then proceeded to post about it on said FB account. Now David can finally tag his WAG in that lovely balls pic! {Facebook, NY Mag} Jessica White is a Poet, OK? The model, who has been hard at work lately on her upcoming debut album, wants us to know that, first and foremost, she's "a poet." And when she's modeling, she's a "silent artist." And when she's writing, she's "a bat." And when her Ryan Leslie-produced record drops, people are "gonna get a big huge handful of how creative [she] really [is]." We can only hope that Ms. White's album contains even more creative metaphors. {NY Mag} Heidi Klum Strips Down for Allure: The freshly-single fräulein took it all off for Allure's May issue. In her cover story, Heidi reveals how she and her brood have been affected by her divorce drama with Seal and the reason she never did runway (except for Victoria's Secret, obv.) Apparently, even fellow Project Runway judge Michael Kors once rejected her at a casting, saying "Thanks, but no thanks." And her gay friends taught her everything she knows about giving blow jobs. Awkward turtle. {Fashion Etc, Jezebel}
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Victoria Beckham Joins Facebook: To celebrate her 38th anniversaire, Poshypoo joined Facebook, ate a (presumably) low-cal fruit platter, and then proceeded to post about it on said FB account. Now David can finally tag his WAG in that lovely balls pic! {Facebook, NY Mag} Jessica White is a Poet, OK? The model, who has been hard at work lately on her upcoming debut album, wants us to know that, first and foremost, she's "a poet." And when she's modeling, she's a "silent artist." And when she's writing, she's "a bat." And when her Ryan Leslie-produced record drops, people are "gonna get a big huge handful of how creative [she] really [is]." We can only hope that Ms. White's album contains even more creative metaphors. {NY Mag} Heidi Klum Strips Down for Allure: The freshly-single fräulein took it all off for Allure's May issue. In her cover story, Heidi reveals how she and her brood have been affected by her divorce drama with Seal and the reason she never did runway (except for Victoria's Secret, obv.) Apparently, even fellow Project Runway judge Michael Kors once rejected her at a casting, saying "Thanks, but no thanks." And her gay friends taught her everything she knows about giving blow jobs. Awkward turtle. {Fashion Etc, Jezebel}
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Victoria Beckham Joins Facebook: To celebrate her 38th anniversaire, Poshypoo joined Facebook, ate a (presumably) low-cal fruit platter, and then proceeded to post about it on said FB account. Now David can finally tag his WAG in that lovely balls pic! {Facebook, NY Mag}

Jessica White is a Poet, OK? The model, who has been hard at work lately on her upcoming debut album, wants us to know that, first and foremost, she's "a poet." And when she's modeling, she's a "silent artist." And when she's writing, she's "a bat." And when her Ryan Leslie-produced record drops, people are "gonna get a big huge handful of how creative [she] really [is]." We can only hope that Ms. White's album contains even more creative metaphors. {NY Mag}

Heidi Klum Strips Down for Allure: The freshly-single fräulein took it all off for Allure's May issue. In her cover story, Heidi reveals how she and her brood have been affected by her divorce drama with Seal and the reason she never did runway (except for Victoria's Secret, obv.) Apparently, even fellow Project Runway judge Michael Kors once rejected her at a casting, saying "Thanks, but no thanks." And her gay friends taught her everything she knows about giving blow jobs. Awkward turtle. {Fashion Etc, Jezebel}

A Report on Rachel Zoe: The super stylist, designer, and new mom opens up about her upcoming design projects, why she doesn't watch Brad's show, and the best way to clean up baby spit. {LA Confidential}

Bar Refaeli Got Groped: Bikini babe Bar tweeted yesterday that she "got a security 'patdown' by a woman at the airport that made [her] feel very uncomfortable and left no doubt about her sexual preferences." Perhaps our young Bar doesn't realize that 'Bar Refaeli' counts as a sexual preference in itself? [Disclaimer: We at Fashionista do not promote inappropriate groping!] {Twitter}

For Just How Many Millions Might Angie and Brad's Wedding Pix Sell? A LOT, that's how much. Experts predict the first photos of the celeb couple's upcoming nups could go for about $10 million--not quite as much as the $14M the first photos of twins Knox and Vivienne fetched, but still a jolie penny, nonetheless. {E!}

Fearne Cotton's Brit Fashion: Could blondie presenter Fearne Cotton be the next fashion forward It-Brit girl? If her galactic pantalons are any indication, her star looks to be rising fast! Watch out, Alexa... {SheFinds}

No Prison for Pippa over Plastic Pistol: The latest report from Paris is that smokeshow Pippa Middleton won't face actual charges over last weekend's "gun incident," since a pap who, by his own account, had been "following Pippa since the beginning of the day," revealed that the firearm was faux. Poor Pip. {Styleite}