University of Louisville
The Midwestern University nearly blinded millions of viewers when they trotted onto the court donning bright tangerine jerseys, which are almost exactly the same hue as this shift dress from Diane von Furstenberg’s Spring 2012 collection.

Playability: 4/10 You might be able to make a few plays in this frock. There’s a little slit, to make running a bit easier. Those quarter-length sleeves, however, are a big no-no. How would you make a free-throw shot with all that constricting fabric? And let’s be real– nobody’s trying to sweat in silk!