The Seattle Sounders

Xbox is the official sponsor of the MLS Football Club. They outfitted the team in a neon yellowish-green uniform, a color that happens to be similar to that in Xbox’s logo. This year, Christian Siriano gave us a spring collection rife with the same shade.

Playability: 0/10 We would think before running down a New York City street in this dress, much less playing soccer in it. Not with those ostrich feathers!