Kate Middleton and Prince William‘s one year wedding anniversary is almost nigh, and of course the best way to celebrate the union of two individuals in holy matrimony is with an array of silly, useless products. Yay capitalism!

Whether it’s with auctioning off a slice of year-old wedding cake, or shilling commemorative mugs (that commemorate the wrong Prince unfortunately), there’s no shortage of ways that companies are cashing in on the royal duo’s wedding anniversary. And just think, we have dozens more anniversaries to come just like this…

So, without further ado, click through for a round up of the best and wackiest Royal Wedding Anniversary products out there.