Pete’s “Lady friend”
After losing the lobster bibs from dinner, the SCDP boys take their new client to a brothel, which ultimately backfires following an embarrassing “gum-on-pubis” incident. The best dressed lady-of-the-night is Pete’s girl, who paired her leopard print lingerie with all white plastic accessories. Because of Pete’s sorry self-esteem, the only thing she can say to get him going is “You’re my king,” which is not only disturbing, but really sad considering that on the surface it really would seem like Pete has it all: big house, great job, gorgeous and supportive wife, and smiling little girl. It’s clear that Pete is replacing Don as the self-destructive man on the show.