Hail

Photo: Vogue China

Then God was all, “Why have I not used the power of Weather up until now?” He obviously needed to remedy that, which is where all that hail came into play. It was the worst hailstorm in the history of ever (which wasn’t actually a very long history, because this was a really, really long time ago, but still). It was bad. A lot of people and even more blameless animals died, while this model frolicked about with her inside-out umbrella.