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Clipse and Pharell really wish you second-rate ballers would stop claiming to own the same expensive stuff they do. Don’t you realize how fabulous their lives are? They jet off to Italy to party with Foxy Brown and Donatella Versace!:

Week before that, I was out in Italy/
Italian heart-throbs could not get rid of me/
up in Donatella crib, me and like ten hoes

Why isn’t Donatella inviting us to any of these parties?