It seems both Jay-Z and Beyoncé, and Marc Jacobs and new porn star beau Harry Louis, forgot to invite us on their respective tropical vacations. Hip-hop’s royal couple got some sun and sea in St. Barth’s, while Marc and Harry made their debut as a couple frolicking on a Brazilian beach. Sigh.

Like any other enamored pair, the two couples took pictures of each other doing some beach towel lounging. Doting husband Jay-Z took a picture of his wife in a smoldering Sasha Fierce pose, while Marc and Harry took some kissy-face snaps.

So… who’d you rather see being adorable and couple-y on the beach?