Rule No. 1: Hang up our clothes. That’s right. Our clothes. Because, until you leave the register, receipt in hand, they still belong to us; Therefore, you should treat them as you would other people’s clothes. So, that mullet maxi skirt, knock-off Versace blouse, impossibly tight floral print jeans and peplum skater dress didn’t quite work out. I’m sorry. Honestly. I understand the frustration of waiting in line for an eternity, only to find that none of your eleven items fit properly. So what’s a customer to do? Well, many women seem to think the appropriate reaction involves balling up the offending items while simultaneously scattering the naked hangers across the fitting room. This creates an unnecessary amount of excess work for us already swamped employees– That whole time you were queuing? We were running back and forth, re-hanging up all the fallen, crumpled garments that the previous customers left in their fitting rooms. Hang up the clothes you don’t want. Remove them from the fitting room and hand them to one of us. Please and thank you.