And finally, if you just so happen to be some sort of celebrity… Don’t snub us. We’re told by our management to approach you (and literally everyone else in the store) to ask if you’re “doing alright.” And if (Heaven forbid!) more than one sales associate says ‘hello’ to you and your ‘discreet’ bodyguard over the course of your extremely private/non-attention-seeking retail excursion? You’re Demi Lovato– we created you. (P.S. Dakota Fanning– you rule!)