We thought for a second that Karl Lagerfeld had signed on to endorse yet another random product, but fortunately it’s just Ashton Kutcher playing “Darl,” one of five “bachelors” in a Pop Chips promotional video (below) that we guess is meant to poke fun at dating profiles.
“Darl,” who says things like “Miracles in my mouth make an Eiffel Tower in my pants,” got the outfit pretty much down to a T. He got a few other things wrong though: For one, the accent sounds more like an Italian/French hybrid than German and his demeanor isn’t austere enough. Also, Lagerfeld has a kitten named Choupette, not a puppy named Poo-poo. He would, however, probably endorse Pop Chips. Or an Australian dating site.
What do you think of Darl? Would you date him? We bet Alexa Chung would.