Regarding Vogue‘s new model guidelines, Cindy Crawford feels that the fashion industry is “in the consumers’ hands– If you don’t like what you see, don’t buy it.” {Jezebel}

Following that random bar brawl in February, Pierre Casiraghi, who, you know, is a Prince and all, went on disability for a month–for chin scratches. {NY Mag}

Philip Lim thinks Kate Middleton has “a body of death”… which is a good thing, apparently! {Grazia}

Poor, poor Mrs. Zuckerberg: Experts estimate that the Facebook founder gave his new bride a ruby ring worth only $25,000. We’re sure she’s crying into her piles of money right now…{NY Post}

Keira Knightley is engaged!! To Klaxons keyboardist James Righton. {Telegraph}

Louis Vuitton’s Fifth Ave flagship now includes a made-to-order handbag shop. {WSJ}

Doggie nail art exists. Seriously. {Refinery29}

Tres Jolie! Angelina’s jewelry collab with Robert Procop (who designed her engagement ring with Brad) will be on display at two locations in the South of France this summer. {WWD}

The British Fashion Council has taken control of Erin O’Connor’s Model Sanctuary, which offers new models career and health advice. {Vogue UK}

Love Lana del Rey’s nails? UK-based nail wrap line Nail Rock is producing a new design called “Lake Placid,” named after the songstress’s hometown. {Vogue}