It’s been a while since Kanye went on a Twitter rant. His Cinco de Mayo/Derby Day “things I hate” rant will not live up to the epic DONDA rant of January 5 but it’s still pretty good. As far as we can tell, Kanye was driving through NYC (and by that we figure he means he was being driven through NYC) and saw a lot of fashions that offended him. Truth be told, most of them offend us, too.

He listed them. They are:

• button up shirts with hoodies [fair enough]
• hoodies with sport coats [true, so played out]
• sport coats with button up shirts, jeans and dress shoes [I mean, what else are men supposed to wear for casual office wear? This one seems a little harsh...]
• khaki trench coats with jeans and off brand work out sneakers ['off brand work out sneakers' with anything but work out gear is just wrong]
• khaki cargo shorts [amen]
• big ass striped scarves [this is a thing?]
• long ass sideburns with the line up RnB beard [ok...]

Apparently Yeezy took in all this fashion atrocity within a five block stretch. Where do you think he was, New Yorkers? Midtown east came to mind first. Other suggestions from the Fashionista team include: Murray Hill and Times Square.