Looking for a new way to try out the mixed print trend? Here’s something that even the Man Repeller probably hasn’t tried yet. How about pairing your floral blouse with this new NSFW print: penises. Yes, penis print leggings–meaning leggings covered in tiny penises–are a thing (Thanks, Buzzfeed). And they kind of remind us of this cannabis-covered Urban Outfitters sweater in that you can’t necessarily quite tell what it is until you get a closer look.
Believe it or not, looking like your legs are covered in penises isn’t cheap: one pair will set you back about $152 USD. Also, they’re called “Is that a cock or your legs?” Naturally, there’s also a shiny, metallic option with sort of a psychedelic tie dye background, if the originals are are too bland for you.
Obviously, these things beg a lot of questions. Like: Why? And, as The Jane Dough asks, can you wear them to work? We also wonder: How many penises are on them? Someone should hold a contest where if you guess the correct amount you get a free pair. We’re not so sure anyone would enter it, though you could always give them as a gag gift along with some penis warmers.
What do you think? Are these the worst things ever? See below for a (NSFW) closeup. Sorry.