A new study, however, points to a much more Darwinian cause for our desire to run out and get a new blush once the Dow drops. A new report (via HuffPo)–actually a series of five studies–from researchers at Texas Christian University, the University of Minnesota, the University of Texas at San Antonio and Arizona State University theorizes that we’re buying that shiny, seductive lip gloss because we’re trying to catch ourselves a fella who can help out with the aforementioned rent.
The first of the five studies confirmed that spending on beauty products really does increase during recessions. The results of the subsequent studies, in which unmarried female subjects read about the recession, choose items to buy, and rated their feelings of attractiveness (it was actually much more complicated than we’re making it sound) are where it gets freaky. It basically all comes down to attracting a mate–preferably with a nice bank account–with your kissable lips:
Because there are fewer men with access to resources in recessionary periods, women‘s desire for resource access in a mate increased in response to recession cues…these findings show that the lipstick effect reflects a strategic shift in women‘s consumer behavior that is guided by the desire to attract the mates they most desire in an environment where they are rarified.
Which basically means that in a recession there are fewer sugar daddies around so you need to up your game. And this was independent of socioeconomic status; even women with a decent paycheck exhibited these “Lipstick Effect” behaviors. This is the most depressing thing we’ve heard in a long time.
We’re heading right out and splurging on a new Chanel lipstick in a man-repelling color just because we deserve it, damn it.