2. Is Ven Budha really… Buddha? He’s so calm.
3. Could Dmitry have looked any more pleased with himself whilst declaring that he “has passion for fashion”?
4. Is Gunnar’s disdain towards Christopher the thinnest veiled example of jealousy to have ever seen the light of reality television?
5. What’s with Raul and creepy pointy hair (on both him and his model)? Are Eddie Munster bangs the next big thing?
6. Kooan… what are you? And what was that noise he made when the judges told him he was safe?
7. If Pat Field–of all people–wasn’t buying Kooan’s over-the-top work, is anyone else going to?
8. So “muddy mosquito netting” isn’t chic?
9. Has Beatrice ever actually *knit* any of her knits?
10. Was this the best exchange of the show?: Michael Kors: “So she’s a snuggie designer?” Heidi Klum: “I love my snuggie!”