Fashion Olympics Event: Beauty Editor BS-ing

Objective: Come up with 30 ways to describe red lipstick, convincingly feign interest in 100 new nail polish collections.
Points added for: Getting samples of the latest Chanel polish before anyone else, describing pubic hair grooming trends without making anyone vom.
Points deducted for: Refusal to share beauty swag with less entitled colleagues.
Favored to win: Jean Godfrey-June, Eva Chen, Emily Weiss