Fashion Olympics Event: Blogger Beatdown

Objective: Secure more unique visits and page views than competitors in one post
Points added for: Not sleeping, developing carpal tunnel, creating news when there is no news, securing a current photo of Choupette.
Points deducted for: Vision loss due to Twitter scanning, time stamp tampering, spilling coffee on yourself.
Favored to win: Susie Bubble, The Cut, and us, of course!