“If I was doing an art piece commenting on New Jersey fashion gone awry, I would wear that. It’s like mafia at the beach. Like if a Soprano‘s star came out of the closet, that would be the outfit.” – John, 37, comic (pictured, middle)

“Like something Vin Diesel would wear if he was tricked [into wearing it]. He’s kind of B-List, so maybe he would want the attention.” – Michael, 46, restaurant director (pictured, far right)

“If I saw somebody walking down the street wearing that I would cross the street to avoid him. He looks like he’s really on a mission of grave intent. Right? I mean, somebody killed his woman and he’s going to go get revenge. It’s been striped up because he had to battle already, like it’s halfway through the movie and his clothes are falling off because people have been clawing at him, but he’s on a fucking mission.” – Elie, Above the Law

“He’s like a Never-Nude. ‘I’ll understand … more than you’ll never know.” – Sean, 25, legal clerk

“If those pecs come painted onto the shirt—Spencer’s Gifts style—then sign me up.” – Vinnie, 25, lawyer