“[My husband] is very into fashion. He works with clothing. But I think that that one would be too special, I would laugh very loudly [if he wore it].” – Tanja, 24, about new husband Rasmus, 26 (pictured, from Copenhagen on their honeymoon)

“This looks like Julie Andrews made this, with the curtains, like The Sound of Music.” – Elie, Above the Law

“So this designer is coming out with an MMA line?” – Vinnie, 25, lawyer

“Dust bunny breaks into a Diane Von Furtstenberg store, puts on 50 of her garments, then tells cop he’s supposed to be there because he is ‘Schmiane Schmon Schmurstenberg.’” – Daniel, The Observer