“You could clean with your face!” Bradley, 26, tattoo assistant (pictured)

“I like the pants, but not the facial mop.” Lou, 48, optometrist

“It’s the abominable dickhead!” – Bill, 19, musician

“The best bit about his get-up is that his pants legs are rolled up to his knees. Is the designer trying to convey that the face is a needless fashion accessory, and it’s our shins that need highlighting? Or did this model simply escape from the trunk of the designer’s Ford Taurus before he had any time to roll down the model’s pant legs?” – Daniel, The Observer