Where’s Kate? Upton, that is. The busty blonde was not part of IMG’s spring 2013 show package. Is she not walking or did she nab an exclusive? {Fashion Copious}

Moises de la Renta would like you to stop asking him for tickets to the Oscar de la Renta show. He apparently expressed this with a pretty angry Facebook rant. {Page Six}

The always pretty Olivia Palermo graces the cover of Instyle UK’s October issue, decked out in Dior. And she says her career is nothing like Kim Kardashian’s. {RCFA}

These new short-shorts for guys (called “Chubbies”) are for heteros, okay? Go check out the pictures of frat boys frolicking in tight shorts. {HuffPo}

We’ve always been jealous of Gwyneth Paltrow’s perfect-seeming life, but this is just too much: The blonde actress scored a custom YSL bag–the first bag Hedi Slimane has designed under the label so far. {Grazia UK}

The Cut believes that Janna Ryan and Ann Romney have been shoe-swapping at the RNC. {The Cut}

Did you know John Galliano has a brother named Joe? He stopped by Conan to defend his brother’s honor and wore so many fantastic hats. {Team Coco}

Khloe Kardashian’s drippy Chanel “rain” nails are horrifying. {Grazia}

Burberry’s creative director Christopher Bailiey is getting married to long-time boyfriend, actor/writer Simon Woods. Hmm, wonder what they’ll wear? {Marie Claire UK}

Two beloved Brit brands with very different aesthetics are doing a collab: Barbour, meet Paul Smith. {WWD, subscription required.}