Would You Rather...? The Celine Dion vs. Natalie Portman Wearing Hair Bows Topless Edition

We were rendered a little bit speechless when we saw Celine Dion's randomly risque spread in the latest issue of VMag. Photographed by Sebastian Fae
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We were rendered a little bit speechless when we saw Celine Dion's randomly risque spread in the latest issue of VMag. Photographed by Sebastian Fae
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We were rendered a little bit speechless when we saw Celine Dion's randomly risque spread in the latest issue of VMag. Photographed by Sebastian Faena and styled by Carlyne Cerf de Dudzeele, the shoot sees the French Canadienne songstress frolicking around the grounds of her mansion donning those Jeremy Scott x Adidas stuffed animal pants and in other shots, not very much at all. "I’m like this in my real life," Celine tells Derek Blasberg in the accompanying interview. Well then...

But besides being slightly perturbed by Dion's out-of-character styling, something in this spread seemed eerily familiar to us. Maybe it's because we can't actually look at Dion without instead seeing Ana Gasteyer's brilliant SNL impersonation. Or maybe it's because the 44-year-old looks oddly poised to take over Natalie Portman's spot as the Dior girl du jour! A-ha, that's it! We knew we'd seen that coy, over the shoulder, for-whatever-reason-topless-yet-wearing-a-hair-bow pose somewhere before: Natalie first struck it last year for the Miss Dior Cherie campaign, and now CD is totes creepin' on her black (and white) swan-like steeze. Albeit with the addition of some questionable hoop earrings, a prize-goose neck ribbon, and some leather gloves presumably provided by Christian Grey. Then again, 'Dion' is only, like, a third of a letter away from being 'Dior...' so maybe this is a seriously calculated move on her part. Think about it.

What's your take? Is strangely sexual Celine Dion giving NatPort a run for her hair bow? Or does this spread make you feel as uncomfortable as you did watching the Titanic nude scene with your parents in middle school?