2. Isn’t there some kind of law against Victoria’s beyond-creepy lesbionic Oedipus complex?
3. Does Rob Evans travel with a dance troop posse everywhere he goes?
4. Can Tyra please just add P’Trique to the judging panel already?
5. That’s one way to kick off the season with a
bang cross-series promotion: A photo shoot with noted (amateur) fashion photographer, 90210‘s Shenae Grimes?
6. Who thought it was smart to make the first photo shoot of the cycle be one without bodies?
7. Ok seriously though WTF is wrong with Victoria?
8. In what other setting besides a taxidermy photo shoot would a ‘dead smize’ be preferable, Tyra?
9. Who else is disappointed we’ll never get to see Jessie’s asstastic ass in all of its glory?
10. Wait… so maybe we will get to see Jessie’s asstastic ass… in six weeks?