1. Maria, you won't *let* them cut your hair? Have you ever seen ANTM?
2. Destiny, do you think Harvard gives a rat's ass about Maria being on ANTM to even feel a tinge of embarrassment?
3. Is Tyra mid-makeover herself? Why is her hair soaking wet?
4. Did Maria and Victoria not realize that refusing a makeover was actually begging for a lecture from Tyra?
5. And did the producers switch out their proposed makeovers to be non-threatening after they initially refused?
6. Why is Destiny so worried about looking like a lesbian? Doesn't she know that lesbians are totally in?
7. What did Brittany do to deserve Judy Jetson hair?
8. Wait... is being a 'real bitch' something we're supposed to aspire to?
9. How funny was it when Rob told Brittany that her new hair "made her eyes pop" while she's standing there topless?
10. Forget about the girls' performance, what about Rob? Would he honestly consider this a successful shoot of his?