1. When will Victoria realize no one cares that she’s Jewish and (part) Native American?
2. Why couldn’t the producers fly in Victoria’s mother to share the Tyra Suite with her?
3. Does Kristin not understand that there are sponsorships behind ANTM that probably wouldn’t want a manipulative and abusive person as their spokesmodel?
4. Are we honestly supposed to believe that Laura has ever watched a Tyler Perry movie?
5. Was anyone else sure Victoria was about to get stabbed/shot/accosted during her crazy diva routine?
6. Did Leila go to the Ryan Lochte School of Acting?
7. Sorry, but… did Yvonne not realize she was going into this as a plus size model?
8. Were the prosthetics Victoria wore in her independent films anything like Chloe Sevigny‘s?
9. Isn’t it obvious that Kristin constantly complains about being too pretty, just to hear more people tell her she’s soooo pretty?
10. Is Tyra creeping in on Michael Kors’s metaphors with snappy quips like this one? Describing Allyssa’s photo: “This is Mary Poppins after a car crash.”