1. Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to actually play the Alicia Keys songs they’re talking about while the girls are walking?
2. Kristin, do you actually think in the ‘real world,’ PRs threaten to murder you if you ‘embarrass’ their clients?
3. Doesn’t the money raised by bidding have more to do with the clothes each girl is wearing than their runway walks?
4. Can you imagine attending an Alicia Keys concert with Kiara? How annoying would that be?
5. What about this poor guy who’s going to need stitches? Shouldn’t we be more concerned about this??
6. Is Victoria allowed to criticize anyone for crying about anything?
7. Does Leila hate Kristin so much because secretly she actually is obsessed with Laura?
8. Who knew Tyra was fluent in French? Ex: “Chignon is French for… slicked back with some gel.”
9. And who knew Rob Evans was so poetic? Ex: “There’s nothing sadder than seeing a beautiful bird… that can’t fly…”
10. Can someone please go give BryanBoy a hug? Awww.