Earlier this week, between filming a workout video for Victoria’s Secret VSX athletic line (more on that later, promise), I found myself loitering in hair and makeup with real-life Angels Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton. Naturally, we started talking about breasts–wouldn’t you?
I had to ask Swanepoel about the photo of her (at left) in a VS push up bra, which several news outlets wrote off as a botched retouching job–something she vehemently denied. “If I pose a certain way with my shoulder up like this,” she demonstrated, “obviously one’s going to look higher than the other.” Valid point.
The convo then turned to fitness. Swanepoel used to do cardio back when she was younger and had a “full face,” but now it makes her too thin (#VSAngelProblems). She was shocked to hear my admission that I’d be keen to work off a few cup sizes–just as Heatherton jokingly asked if there were any cutlets handy to help fill out her sports bra.
“See?” Swanepoel said to me, “Everyone wants them!”
“I mean… I want them,” I explained, “Just maybe a little bit smaller…”
“No dude,” Heatherton chimed in, “Your boobs are hot!”
And there you have it, kids. The lady who is probably most definitely dating Leonardo DiCaprio thinks my boobs are hot. Am I dying happy now or now?