1. Forget about Leila’s walk and Kiara’s photos–does Kristin not realize that everyone watching ANTM can see her awful personality?
2. Did Kiara actually just ask the Jamaican male models if they’ve ever heard of Las Vegas? Cringe.
3. Is Tyra too godly to take the same flight as the girls?
4. Was Tyra’s impromptu lesson on smizing and tooching far more valuable to real life than anything I ever learned during all four years of earning my college degree?
5. Is anyone surprised that Victoria once participated in a Siamese ballet? Um… WHAT??
6. Why is Kristin such a hater?
7. Aren’t you curious to know how all the previous winners of ANTM have spent their prize money?
8. Does Kelly Cutrone not realize that, along with shooting Snoop Dogg and Olympic athletes, photographer William Richardson has made a name for himself shooting Celine Dion concert promos?
9. Did Tyra’s crazypants rant about acting a fool (and *yes!* referencing her cycle 4 freak-out on Tiffany) during panel just escalate ANTM to a whole new level of camp?
10. Can someone please find me a legitimate reason to continue watching this cycle now that Victoria is gone? I just want to talk to my mom.