1. Can it still be considered “news” that not every designer is guaranteed to show at fashion week? They do this every season.
2. Wait, so getting Tim Gunn “really excited” means you should actually be worried?
3. Whoa–did Fabio actually admit that money is important to him? Ring the alarm!
4. Why isn’t Tim concerned by Fabio’s newborn baby palette?
5. And is he seriously putting his models down the runway in (most likely knock-off) Jeffrey Campbell Litas?? Oh Fabio, who knew you were such a fipster (faux+hipster. I just made this word up)?
6. Could Tim really not come up with a better description for Melissa’s collection than ‘special’?
7. Don’t you wish you had your own personal pocket-sized Tim Gunn to talk you up when you’re feeling down?
8. Is Fabio’s laughter during judging the cutest nervous tick ever?
10. *Spoiler alert!!* Hold the phones–so all the designers did so poorly, the judges couldn’t even decide who to eliminate???