Count von Count: Luxury Group CEO

Count von Count, the vampire/not-vampire (Sesame Street has never been clear on this point, but I mean look at the guy) obsessed with counting would make the perfect luxury group CEO. He’s a Count and he lives in a castle, which means he must have the money to invest in bringing heritage brands back up to speed. He’s got the playboy scene down – the Count has been linked with the Countess von Backwards, the Countess Dahling von Dahling, and Lady Two. Plus, think of all the things he could count as the head of a luxury group: money made, design houses in your stable, hostile takeovers. “10% of shares, 15% of shares, 30% of shares, BA HA HA HA!”