Night of the Comet, 1984

What you need to know: Now and again a movie will come along and it will make you happy that there once was a time when Valley Girls ruled the world. In Night of the Comet, two squabbling, mall-lovin’ teenage sisters, Sam and Regina, are our only hope for salvation after the earth gets taken over by alien parasites. Let the campiness begin. {Ed. note: This movie is so bad and so good. SO. GOOD.}

Catchphrase: “You were born with an asshole, Doris–you don’t need Chuck.”

Sam: The gun-wielding pep squad cheerleader
• Lipstick: Laura Mercier Lip Glace in Mauve Plum
• Eyeliner (Bottom): Dolce and Gabanna Cryon Intense Eyeliner in White
• Eye liner: Chantecaille Gel Eye Liner Pencil in Espresso
• Blush: Ellis Faas Blush in Warm Dusty Pink S301
• Eye Shadow: Clinique Color Surge Eye Shadow in Polar Blue
• Gum (for chewing loudly)
• A gun (obviously fake)
• Big hair blonde wig
• Pink and Blue cheerleading outfit, but nothing too risqué—you’re fighting zombies.

Watch this iconic scene. We need to bring back yellow and red as a viable fashion combination: