Spider Baby , 1968

What you need to know: The Merrye family bring a whole new meaning to demented weirdness. All three children suffer from a rare brain disease that causes them to be bloodthirsty lunatics. To make matters worse: they’re vegetarians (because they don’t believe in eating dead things) and they really really, love spiders.

Catchphrase: “I caught a big fat bug right in my spider web and now the spider gets to give the bug a big sting. Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting!”

Virginia: The dark haired spider-adoring murderess
• Thick Black line on top and a thin one on the bottom: MAC Blacktrack Fluid Line
• Tons of mascara: Maybelline New York The Colossal Glam Black Mascara
• Nude lips: Nars Lip Gloss in Striptease
• False lashes top and bottom
• A fake spider and web
• Two knives (also fake)
• A big white hair bow
• White dress

You won’t know whether to laugh or cry at this trailer: