Heritage Hen Mini Farm, $100,000:

I was won over in the first sentence of the description for this item: “Dawn breaks. The hens descend from their bespoke Versailles-inspired Le Petit Trianon house to their playground below for a morning wing stretch.” Oh and this:

Your custom-made multilevel dwelling features a nesting area, a “living room” for nighttime roosting, a broody room, a library filled with chicken and gardening books for visitors of the human kind, and, of course, an elegant chandelier.

Is it wrong if your chickens have a nicer house than you?