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While the Robert Pattinson Dior fragrance deal might still just be a rumor, we can’t help but hope we’ll see his brooding face staring back at us from the pages of Vogue. Because a) he’s hot and b) it would make the perfect counterpoint to on-again off-again girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s sulky stare in the Balenciaga’s Florabotanica ads.

And that got us thinking: which of these former flames could out-brood the other? Would Rob’s smoldering stare win the day? Could Kristen’s awkward charm smash the competition? We put the two head to head in the most epic of all battles: a Brood Off.

Grab your popcorn and get ready: it’s going to get broody up in here!