For thousands of east coasters without electricity or a method of transportation to get to work, now might be an ideal time to sit around and actually read magazines.

But if you still don’t feel like it, don’t live on the east coast, or can’t find anywhere to buy said magazines (and have electricity, a necessity for reading this here online article), don’t worry–we did it for you.

We’ve culled the most interesting features, hilarious quotes and important bits of news you might otherwise miss from the fashion glossies–many of which aren’t available online. Only the things is, we figure this might make you want to go buy the magazines more. If so, we apologize to your wallets and say “you’re welcome” to the print magazine industry.

Read on for everything you need to know from the November issues of the U.S. editions of Vogue, Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, W, and Teen Vogue.