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What Does Jennifer Aniston’s Ginormous Engagement Ring Mean? A Complete Analysis Based on Hyperbolic Media Reactions



Whoa, bit hyperbolic don't you think?

Of course, as is true of anything Jennifer Aniston-related, all roads lead back, inevitably, to Angelina Jolie.

“We can’t help but compare the rock to Angie’s massive ring now that the former feuding femmes are both planning to walk down the aisle…Peter Meksian, CEO and designer at Michael M. (who did not design Aniston’s ring) speculates that, “Jennifer’s ring is approximately 8-9 carats with a radiant cut center diamond. Estimated price tag is $500,000…And (surprise!) that’s reportedly the exact same price tag as Jolie’s dazzling emerald-cut diamond that Pitt helped design.”–E! Online

“Those of you who never tire of Team Jen vs. Team Angie warfare, there’s a new battleground for you: the actresses’ ring fingers.”–Celebuzz

“So who wins the war of the rings? Jen or Angelina. Well from the look of things, both actresseshave gigantic rings, with a similar price tag and what appears to be nearly identical carat weight. In other words, both Aniston and Jolie’s engagement rings are big and expensive.”–Gather. (thank you captain obvious.)

“If Jennifer Aniston’s new engagement ring features an emerald-cut center stone, then Justin Theroux is an idiot, because Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie an emerald-cut engagement ring back an April.”–Glamour

After all this, is it any wonder Jennifer Aniston kept the massive rock hidden for so long?

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