1. How incredible would that have been if Carolyn Murphy actually did reveal herself to be like… Banksy or something?
2. Hold up–Robert De Niro did a collaboration with graffiti artists?
3. Does Ivy think she’s unique by being “inspired by girl power”? The Spice Girls did it first and did it better. Sorry Ivy…
4. Did Suede top up his ‘do with a little purple spray paint during the challenge?
5. Is Andre a real person?
6. On what planet would Kate Middleton wear a dress like Kayne’s?
7. Doesn’t it seem like the judges this season are constantly praising mediocrity?
8. How creative was it of Ivy to spin being a total crazy bitch on her season to ‘empowering women’?
9. Does anyone else agree that it would seriously benefit Lifetime financially to do a mass elimination of all the designers this season save for Emilio, Anthony Ryan, and Uli?
10. Now can Suede and Wendy Pepper please get their own Lifetime spin-off? That, I would enjoy.