1. What’s with these bad trip retrospectives? (At least the echo effect was a nice touch?)
2. Did the producers force Laura to cry on the phone to her mom in order to make up for the lack of Victoria?
3. Isn’t it unfair that these horses are getting flack just because of some rogue dick dolphin? Or are all the animals of Jamaica really ganging up to seek revenge on Tyra?
4. Don’t these girls know that the ability to pose on horseback is a totally vital aspect of being a top model? Don’t they??
5. Don’t you kind of wish ANTM would take a cue from the NFL and penalize Kiara every time she did these obnoxious post-challenge win celebrations?
6. Why is Kiara even pretending she’s heard of the ANTM fragrance’s creator “Ben Bennett” before?
7. If the winner of this cycle is getting her Dream Come True shot photo used for the campaign, shouldn’t this really be the last challenge?
8. OMG when did BryanBoy snatch Carol Brady’s wig?
9. What are the odds that we’re actually seeing the contestants’ best shots? Surely Kiara wasn’t looking off to the side, into the water the entire photo shoot?
10. Am I a bad fashion writer for never having heard of ‘Amato Haute Couture’ prior to the upcoming episode’s preview?