1. Oh my god–did anyone else think Victoria going home last week was just a bad dream? Tear.
2. On that note… how is Kristin still here?
3. Who would guess Tyra has Delfiniphobia (a fear of dolphins)?
4. Isn’t it a little awkward that Bob Marley’s daughter designs bikinis with her deceased father’s face on the boobs?
5. How many dead fish do you think Kristin bribed that dolphin to tail-whip Leila?
6. Couldn’t ANTM afford to send P’Trique to Jamaica? #sadface
7. Does the concept of this photo shoot make sense to anyone?
8. How did Tyra “not see Kristin complaining” during the photo shoot when we did?
9. Why does everything Rob Evans says during judging sound like a sexual innuendo? Or is that just me…
10. Could I be any more thrilled with the outcome of this episode?