Between his books Classy and Very Classy, Derek Blasberg has made it his mission to help women become classy ladies. But just in case you still aren’t quite sure what the rules are this holiday season–or you just absorb things better when cats are involved–Juicy Couture brought in a few feline friends to help Derek illustrate.
In this video via The Cut, Derek gives eticat lessons using special guests Classy Cat and Messy Kitty. Tips include shunning your cell, sending paw-written thank you notes, and not overindulging in milk martinis. And there’s a cat fight–in the most literal sense of the term.
More importantly, we dare you to make it through the first three close shots of MK without spitting all over your laptop. Because we did. Over and over again.