Big Top Knots:
Cindy Lou Who’s hair is having a moment this year after the chic, messy bun of yesteryear migrated higher up on everyone’s head. Miley Cyrus’s (RIP) even got immortalized with a Twitter account. But it gives the wearer a somewhat cartoonish effect, not to mention that if you pair it with 5-inch stilettos that thing is going to get messed up when walking through doorframes and under low-hanging branches.
Verdict: Send it back to Whoville.